[ That's two for two on the heart-shaped welcomes, and there are layers to this one, and if he tries really hard maybe he can find a shred of humor to spare them. Or at least - ]
[ are you having a peaceful evening? are you enjoying the sights and sounds of saltburnt? well, congratulations on finding a new companion tonight: this dog, with glowing hell eyes and fire collar and a stinky sulfuric perfume wafting along with her. if you step away from her, she will follow. if you move towards her, she will step back. just a little dance-y dance for about a few minutes before she decides she's had enough and leaves.
she knows you now. time to report back to her human. ]
[ Glowing hell eyes, fire collar and sulfur stink or not, this man absolutely did crouch down to attempt to pet the dog. Deeply tragic news that she would not permit pets.
He resists the urge to follow her when she turns to wander off: all things in their time. ]
Stephen stares at his phone, feels flushed and bashful for as long as it takes him to remember he's a forty-six year old man being hit on by someone at least two decades his junior, and then being smug joins the party.
It all balances out somewhere in the middle, fondness curling around intrigue and the quick-lit fire of arousal as he searches for something vaguely alluring to say. ]
text — un: goatface
you take a wrong turn in the void?
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Not all of us go wandering off
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Hey. Come to add another heart to your collection?
[ it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke ]
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Hello, John. How's the vacation?
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surprise 2/2
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un: •]••´º´•» J E M «•´º´••[•
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did anyone else come with u
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a brief haunting.
she knows you now. time to report back to her human. ]
0 stars let him pet the dog
He resists the urge to follow her when she turns to wander off: all things in their time. ]
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BONE SNACKS
stealing your girl one bone snack at a time
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misfire. un: silco
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I do. But I don't think you need me to.
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text; un: gingerailed
do you wear pajamas to bed?
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Sometimes. Why?
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text; @kpyr7.8
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Stephen stares at his phone, feels flushed and bashful for as long as it takes him to remember he's a forty-six year old man being hit on by someone at least two decades his junior, and then being smug joins the party.
It all balances out somewhere in the middle, fondness curling around intrigue and the quick-lit fire of arousal as he searches for something vaguely alluring to say. ]
Nice hair.
[ Or that. ]
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